Hey Jude, don't smoke that crack
Go to rehab, and make it better
The minute you quit smokin' rock
You can begin to make it better

Hey Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and do him
The minute you let him into your butt
Then you can start to be a drug slut

And anytime you feel butt pain, Hey Jude,
Refrain, Don't carry the truckstop upon your warm lips
For well you know it's a fool, who just loves goo
By making his world a little limper...

NA NA NA NA NA....NA NA NA NA NA!!!!

Hey Jude, yer a keyclown
You have found men, now go and get them
Remember, to not break smelly farts,
Then you can start, to make more money

Truckers out and truckers in, hey Jude, begin
You're waiting for someone to do cornhole
And don't you know it's just you, Hey Jude, you'll do
The trucker you need is at your hot lips

NA NA NA NA NA....NA NA NA NA NA!!!!

Hey Jude, don't smoke that crack
Go to rehab, and make it better
The minute you quit smokin' rock
You can begin to make it better, better, better, better....

NA NA NA NA NA....NA NA NA NA NA...hey Jude...