Just a few questions and you can know for sure if you are a radio
idiot!



1. Do you put 48 hour long noisemaker carriers on the busiest CB
channel in your city because you are drunk and angry and wanna take it
out on people who did nothing?

2. Do you get keyed up on and then hire the biggest idiot in the
history of CB radio to find the source?

3. Are you such a bitch that you pick on women cuz you know that's all
you can do?

4. Do you buy stolen property from people you know are crack addicted
criminals?

5. Do you spray chemical fertilizer in a dog's face because you don't
like the barking?

6. Do you point cameras and microphones at your neighbors because you
are a paranoid jackoff?

7. Are you afraid someone will find your secret stash of Playgirl
magazines?

8. Are you unable to spell many words in common useage?

9. Do you get drunk, key down your radio, and play a guitar with
absolutely no talent whatsoever for hours on end?

10. When you do something wrong and get caught do you get mad at the
person who caught you rather than yourself for being so stupid as to
think you would never get nailed?

If you answered these questions with a "yes", you are an idiot. There
is no cure, and you are damned sure not ham radio material.