I still think this was one of the best that was posted recently...


Sam was traveling through Canada on vacation when he lost his wallet
and all of his identification. He cut the trip short and was stopped
by a U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

Agent: "May I see your identification, please?"

Sam replied: "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet."

Agent: "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the
border ."

Sam: "But I can prove that I'm an American! I have a tattoo of Ronald
Reagan
on one butt cheek and a tattoo of George Bush on the other."

Agent: "This I gotta see." With that, Sam dropped his pants and bent
over in
front of the agent.

Agent: "By golly you're right, go on home to Chassell."

Sam said: "Thanks, but what makes you think I'm from Chassell?"

Agent: "I recognized the picture of Mark Morgan in the middle."