ATTRACTION the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely
choosy people meet.

DATING the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy
to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the
present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special
pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

EASY a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that
she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have
difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the
shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in
her chest.



FRIEND a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to by the
man as "playing hard to get."

INTERESTING a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the
talking.

IRRITATING HABIT what the endearing little qualities that initially attract
two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY how attractive a given person appears to be is directly
proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than
he does.

SOBER condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.