Word now comming out of San Francisco is the Olympic Torch was re-
routed when
Chinese Officials, IOC Personnel and the Mayor of S.Fra spotted three
well known
ham radio operators within the nudist protest contingent. (look up
nudists olympics
under Google news folks) It seems that three rather portly/near obese
hams wearing
nothing but baseball caps with ham callsigns on them were protesting
the olympics
not being conducted in the nude as in past centuries in Greece. Each
one of them
also had a 20" long day-glow neon "double-honker" dildo sticking
partway out of
each of their buttocks, the exposed end having been retrofitted with a
blinking LED
lamp and waist strap to hold the same errect, each having a small hand-
written
sign hanging from the same saying: "CQ-CQ Dis be duh real Olympik
Flame!". IOC and
Chinese officials were so disgusted that they each threw up the
contents of their
stomaches from an earlier IOC Torch Relay Luncheon and the Mayor of S.
Fra
immediately ordered a route change for the olympic Torch Relay,
commenting on
the event: "..those hams are the biggest g-ddammed perverts I have
ever seen!
Only a Nimbuster ham radio turd from 14.275 would go naked with a
dildo
sticking out (their buttocks) in public". The Chinese Delegation later
reported
that the chef was to hold serving egg rolls at all future ICO venues.
More news
as we get it!

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