Telamon wrote:
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"David Eduardo" wrote:

"Dave" wrote in message
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RHF wrote:
-or- he has pickled his brains and living in a bottle of alcohol

-or-he has smoked his brains and living in a haze

Sober as a judge, except on the weekends. Haven't been drunk in decades.
And when were you last stoned?

David was stoned just last weekend by his own account.

Do you drink? If so, you have no room to criticise.