m II wrote:

dxAcehole, buzzmeister und fleischklopfer, wrote:

Your wit just gets better and better. Did you order the vibrating
condoms that Burr recommended to you?

I spoke with Cousin Burr for about an hour this morning. He made no mention of
vibrating condoms, boy.

Yes, he did. Three times. The buzzing in your ears must have impaired
your hearing. No matter, there's the email he accidentally posted to
this newsgroup:

Ya know, perhaps like you, it was a joke.

You'd best run along now with your shine box, boy.