m II wrote:

dxAce wrote:

I spoke with Cousin Burr for about an hour this morning. He made no mention of
vibrating condoms, boy.

Yes, he did. Three times. The buzzing in your ears must have impaired
your hearing. No matter, there's the email he accidentally posted to
this newsgroup:

Ya know, perhaps like you, it was a joke.

Homosexuality is certainly no joke. Neither is your use of a vibrating
mechanical device as a laxative for your house guests.

Now, the Supreme Being has a sense of humour, but you have to WANT to be
saved before it can happen. Why don't you give up your demonic
affectations and return to humanity?

Why don't you simply give up being a dumbass Canuck?