2 news items
Fred, two recent news items:
1. A guy went into a liquor store to hold it up. After the proprietor gave
him all the money in the cash register, the guy wanted a bottle of liquor
off the shelf. The proprietor told him: "You look too young. I need some
ID."
The guy pulled out his driver license and showed him he was of age.
Guess who was waiting for him at his house when he arrived?!
2. A guy ripped off some clothes items in a department store by cutting off
the anti-theft sensors. He didn't know what the hell to do with them so he
stuffed them in his pocket.
Store security nabbed his ass when he walked out the door!
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