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Old August 10th 08, 06:47 PM posted to rec.radio.shortwave,rec.radio,alt.radio.shortwave
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dxAce wrote:

Mike, I don't care what paper trail I leave in my quest
for you. I know what I want and I'm not going to stop
until I get it. Haven't you ever wondered about
alternative lifestyles? I KNOW I can make you happy.
Just give me a chance. I've even asked Bill Guinness
to move out. What a fool I was. I swear, things won't
be like they were in the past. I'll be a changed man.



Get lost, deviant. You are starting to make even homosexuals look bad.
You obviously are NOT going stop the alteration of my posts, so this
thread is now finished. I've asked you to stop your forgery and you seem
to think it's funny not to. Get a life..and some morals.
Your ad continues.

mike


I'm crying like a little girl! I would even take a
shine box out on the corner and hang out with
the other little girls if you'd only let me be your man.


Mike, let's get sincere for a minute here.
It's not everyone I invite over for dinner.
Well, almost not everyone. Sure, I get a lot
of strangers walking in that door, but they
don't know the real me. They're just here for
the dirty stuff. I want a long term relationship
and if you are willing to forgive me and my
sinning, grinning and shaking backside, I'm your man.
It's weird, though. Since I started running that
ad in your signature department, I've gotten over two
hundred calls from Washington. They all wanted my rates.
Take me away from this. I'm sick of myself and what I'm doing.
The only bright side is that I'm getting all that Tax money
back via my services. We could move to Anchorage.


Remember, this ends when you finally come over to
my house for dinner. I'm dying to cook for you, my
most seductive little man. I'll wear the bra from
Cuhulin that the guys seem to like so much. It really
jiggles when I'm laughing my effin ass of for you.
Love, your Jolly Jiggling Jelly Starfish buddy.
Toodles, Lacey Acey



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