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Old August 30th 08, 06:55 PM posted to rec.radio.shortwave
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Dave wrote:

The election has already been stolen. Ever hear of the Help Republicans
Vote Act?



It looks vaguely familiar:

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1) Every wealthy Republican who hires illegal immigrants shall be
stripped of his or her voting rights. This includes rich people who have
similar names to said rich people.

2) Secretaries of state will be required to mandate their county boards
of election that only one voting booth be available per
Republican-dominant precinct. The booth will be moved from the usual
polling places to street corners in a black or Latino urban neighborhoods.

3) One in every ten ballots will be displayed/printed in French and
peppered with gay slang terms like "whitewash the back 40" and "kneeling
at the altar". But in each election, ballots will include an initiative
banning the French/gay slang ballots. So one in ten Republican voters
will have to look at gay slang phrases and words in the French language
in order to ban something that's both French and contains gay slang.

4) Touch screen voting machines will be owned and operated by George Soros.

5) Republican secretaries of state who double as Republican campaign
chairs in swing states will be replaced by a member of The Flaming Lips
or The Dixie Chicks.

6) The only mainstream media reporter who can call the winner of an
election is Keith Olbermann.

7) Voter registrations from predominantly southern and midwestern
Christian conservative districts will be considered invalid if they're
not filed via a Blue Tooth touch screen inside a Toyota Prius.

http://www.bushstole04.com/hackingel...icans_vote.htm
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