On Fri, 7 Nov 2008 13:17:06 -0800 (PST), Art Unwin
wrote:

Some readers may be confused with the terminology of the original:

If the road surface interface is not "keyed" to the moving part then

Keyed: Scraping action alongside of a car for retribution.

statitic will always
occur. If there is a contradiction in velocity of the two interfaced
parts static will occur,

Contradiction: A failed interdiction.

if the two surfaces maintain the same velocity static will not occur.
Thus static production
depend purely on relative velocity which is governed by friction in
your case.

Velocity: In southern Asia, larger than a town, smaller than a
metropolis.

Art

Thus our original authur posits: if while driving around, the decaying
hegemony of the counter-terrorists up and whisk you off to Ceylon for
an interview - and you manage to scrape out of it (Keyed
Contradiction), you will have escaped incarceration in the city of
Velo (originally Veloceylon, that westerners have regrettably
corrupted, as in the original here with Velocity) where static cling,
the bane of haberdashers, is notable outside of the monsoon season.

Haberdashers? Static cling? Yes, it is an exceptional reach in
vocabulary to answer for noise from the pavement. Join us at
rec.radio.amateur.antenna for further examples in this fascinating
tour of creative expression.

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC