March 7th 09, 12:44 AM
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The Teleprompter President
On Mar 6, 5:37*pm, wrote:
When I walked into the HFR Saloon today, everyone at the bar was
laughing their heads off. *"What's so funny?" I asked. *"Haven't you
heard?" came a reply. *"Our messiah-in-chief has a new title. *He's
now President Teleprompter."
"Yes, even the New York Times is saying he's addicted - can't give a
speech or make the simplest announcement without it," my barmate
continued. *There's even a website now:http://www.teleprompterpresident..com
"And this guy has the audacity to make fun of Rush Limbaugh - who just
spoke at that CPAC conference for 90 minutes straight without a single
note. *Can you imagine what would happen to Zero if he had to debate
Rush one-on-one? *He'd be a joke."
"He already is a joke, and a quite tasteless one," I responded.
"That's why he's being called ‘Jimmy Obama,' after the disastrous bad
joke of the Carter presidency." *I ordered a pint of Guinness.
"But he's already blown way past Carter incompetence. *So I think we
should start calling him ‘Richard Obama' - after Richard Nixon."
Everyone at the bar gave me a blank stare.
"Ah, how did Nixon's presidency end?" I asked rhetorically. *"He
resigned, he quit. *Our country literally cannot afford four years of
Zero - our economy and our national security will be ruined, no joke,
no exaggeration. *We need this guy outta here ASAP. *We need him to
suffer the fate of Richard Nixon."
Everyone promptly ordered another Guinness with which to properly
reflect on this.
http://www.tothepointnews.com
You're a lieing ****head, or a plaigarist. Which is it?
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