On Mar 19, 7:44*pm, m II wrote:
Brenda Ann wrote:
"My wife had a mirror installed on our bedroom ceiling. *She said she likes
to see herself laugh."

"The town I grew up in was so small, when you turned on an electric razor,
the streetcar would stall."

(from the comics, a while back

- The town I grew up in was so small that the
- Sheriff ran the massage parlour.

The town I grew up in was so small that 'greasing'
the Sheriff's Palm was what we called Paying a
Visit to the Massage Parlour.