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On Tue, 7 Apr 2009 07:58:17 -0700, "GOP
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Arab newspaper reports man with Al Jazeera
ID
planned to
stab
president
Must work for FOX News.

Real smart to bring a knife to a gunfight...
Sounds like FOX. Sooner or later they are
going to
go
way
too
far
and
Obama's going to spank their rosy little
elitist
asses.
Could be just about any citizen of the USA.
Not really. Such citizens would be far less than
half.
Last Nov maybe. I think we are well past the 50%
point
now.
No. We're not. Not anywhere near it. The vast
majority
of
the
population aren't writhing with hatred.
Sure they are and more with time.


That's what your therapist said about your insanity.
I explain the projection thing to you before and it
figures
you
don't
get it but go right ahead and tell us more about your
therapy
secessions. Maybe someone can figure out where that
Kookaburra
call
syndrome you have came from.


There's no projecting anything, Telemundoh. I'm not in
need
of
therapy,
unlike yourself.

You seem to be totally unable to understand laughter,
when
it's
directed
at you. Odd, since you must be so familiar with it.
There is plenty of projecting on your part posting an
ignorant
idiot
you
can't help it.


Your anger is almost as funny as your Obama BC
kooktardery.
I wonder if the kids in his neighbourhood like to ride by
and
shriek
out
"crazy ol' Telamon!". Every neighbourhood seems to have a
cranky
old
man.


I wouldn't be surprised if he was that kind of guy.

We had one in the neighborhood I grew up in, one day my dog
got
loose,
and he started chasing my dog around with a pitchfork! I
ended
up
taking
the pitchfork away from him and explaining to him that if
he
did
anything to my dog, it would be bad for his health. He
called
the
cops,
who told me he was famous for that kind of ****, and they
warned
him to
call them, or animal control, but not to do anything to the
dog, or
they
would arrest him, after I got through with him. I was only
14
or
15,
but
was about 8" taller than him and probably weighed twice
what he
did, so
he never did anything again.

We presently have a local old coot who accuses people of
not
picking up
after their dog when they crap on his lawn. One day about 5
years
ago,
I
walked past his house, and my dog ****ed on this rock he
has
with
his
street number on it, and we moved on. About 10 minutes
later,
he
comes
flying up in his car, and starts screaming at me, "Your dog
crapped
on
my lawn!". I said, "No, he hasn't crapped yet on this
walk!" He
kept on
raving, so I said, "OK, let's see this pile he supposedly
left!",
and I
started walking back to his house. In the front yard was a
HUGE
pile,
both in amount, and more importantly, DIAMETER, and I just
laughed.
He
got all wound up and I finally just had to ask, "If you
think
that
pile
came out of this dog, you're obviously senile!". He called
me
all
kinds
of names and went into the house. Eventually, the
"crapping"
became
an
obsession with him, and he pushed me too far one day when
he
pulled
up
in his car, and I flung the nice hot bag into his car, and
he
called
the
cops, who took my side, ****ing him off even further. He
followed
me
home one day, and the calls started. The guy's wife kept
telling
him he
was taking it too far, but he didn't listen, and finally
the
cops
told
him to stop the insanity, or they would arrest him. Him
showing
the
cops
a giant pile, and claiming my dog produced it didn't help
his
case,
as
he made the cops crack up, and say, "You've got to be
kidding,
that
pile
came out of a 100 pound dog, minimum!" He accused the cops
of
being
in
"cahoots" with me, in a plot to crap on his lawn. He
conveniently
ignored the 100 pound dogs living across the street from
him,
and a
couple doors down in each direction, thinking my 50 pound
dog
was
the
culprit. The cops told him, if he agreed to pay for it,
they
would
run
a
DNA test on my dog to prove or disprove his claims. If my
dog
was
the
one, I would pay for it. He wouldn't do it, because the
cops
"were
in
cahoots" with me, so the test would be negative.

Of course. Now, he accuses another neighbor, with an even
smaller
dog!

Telemundoh strikes me as the same kind of guy.
Damn, now that's too funny! Yeah, that's Telemundoh! in a
nutshell.
Cantankerous, and way too out of it to point in the right
direction.
But
I'm betting that he had a good tea party today. Hanging out
with
all
the
kooktards, little pinky pointing out as he's drinking his
kooktardic
tea.

For good measure, I'll leave him a link that he can relate
to:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffre...onspiracy-theo
ry-c
onse
rv_b
_186798.html




Here's a funny vid about a "Death Camp", I don't know if
you've
seen
it,
but to sane folks it's the AMTRAK Beech Grove Shops, and if
you
are
nice, you can tour the place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4

I liked the black helicopter flying overhead - now that's the
stuff of
conspiracies!



Oh yeah! There's a vid someplace of rail cars with "shackles"
inside
them. The kooks claim these are for "prisoners". Sane people
know
that
in an auto transporter car, AKA an autorack, something has to
hold
the
cars to keep them from bouncing around. In the kooktardic
universe,
the
cars remain still, all by themselves. After all, they are
awfully
heavy,
aren't they?

I guess the kooktards don't believe in the laws of physics.
Inertia -
who could possibly take that seriously!?! ;-)


There are no boundaries to kooktardic thought. They can make up
all
the
bull**** they want, and there is almost always at least one
other
kooktard who swallows it completely.

I don't know if you've noticed, but I've left Telemundo alone
the
last
few days. It's hard, very hard to do, since he keeps posting
cwazy
****,
as usual. The kooktard, and GOP is very strong in him.

I'm almost starting to feel a little pity for Telemundoh! It is
difficult to leave him be and I hate to see unanswered
kooktardery.

I have no pity for you kook'tard. You reap what you sow and for you
that's BS.



LOL. Such irony, Telemundo. You've never seen a quote from a
Republican
you haven't taken as gospel.

I'm not a republican you twit.

Too liberal for you, eh, Telemundoh?

Yes.

Of course. Hitler probably was too.

Figures you would be a Hitler lover.

Do you believe that the chains in autoracks are for people? After
all,
you probably believe the laws of physics are a commie plot to wreck
our
economy. Or something equally as whacky.

You sure have strange ideas.

Just stuff that is posted on the same sort of kookpages that have Obama
BC stuff on them, and we both know where you stand on that story, don't
we?

This is something you continually wallow in so it becomes a part of you.

I read them for fun, you read them, and believe them. Such is the way of
the kooktardish.

You read them because you are full of it and you want to stay that way.

Where does this perverse stuff come from
anyway?

911 truth type kookpages. Where your kind of kooktard posts all kinds of
comical stuff.

I don't know what you are talking about here.

BWHAHAHAHA! It's not nice to lie. Where else would you have picked up
some of the nonsense you continually spout?

The call of the Kookaburra.

Sorry buddy, this is your line of crap not mine. I'm sure you know all
about what you reference. This is just you projecting again.

Don't answer, that's a rhetorical question.

You don't understand the concept, so I have to answer, or you'll just
make up some crazy stuff like you usually do.


The kooktard is so very strong in you.

Just let go and use the force Darth Kookaburra.

The force would be too close to reality for you.

The closest I come to the Kook force is you Darth Kookaburra.



You wish it was true, in real life, you're a life member of the
Kooktardic Institute.

This is just you projecting again.

Me? I'm just an NRA member. No kooktardism like the Obama BC horsehockey
here.

Being in the NRA means nothing you kook. All you have to do is pay a fee
to be a member.

It does worry me you might have a gun since you appear so irresponsible
and kooky.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California