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0baMa0 assassination plot
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On Tue, 7 Apr 2009 07:58:17 -0700, "GOP Minefield"
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news:7475df4a-a932-412a-bf2e-413aaa26b179@r37g2000yqn.
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com.
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Arab newspaper reports man with Al Jazeera ID
planned
to
stab
president
Must work for FOX News.
Real smart to bring a knife to a gunfight...
Sounds like FOX. Sooner or later they are going to go
way
too
far
and
Obama's going to spank their rosy little elitist asses.
Could be just about any citizen of the USA.
Not really. Such citizens would be far less than half.
Last Nov maybe. I think we are well past the 50% point
now.
No. We're not. Not anywhere near it. The vast majority
of
the
population aren't writhing with hatred.
Sure they are and more with time.
That's what your therapist said about your insanity.
I explain the projection thing to you before and it figures
you
don't
get it but go right ahead and tell us more about your therapy
secessions. Maybe someone can figure out where that Kookaburra
call
syndrome you have came from.
There's no projecting anything, Telemundoh. I'm not in need of
therapy,
unlike yourself.
You seem to be totally unable to understand laughter, when it's
directed
at you. Odd, since you must be so familiar with it.
There is plenty of projecting on your part posting an ignorant
idiot
you
can't help it.
Your anger is almost as funny as your Obama BC kooktardery.
I wonder if the kids in his neighbourhood like to ride by and
shriek
out
"crazy ol' Telamon!". Every neighbourhood seems to have a cranky
old
man.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was that kind of guy.
We had one in the neighborhood I grew up in, one day my dog got
loose,
and he started chasing my dog around with a pitchfork! I ended up
taking
the pitchfork away from him and explaining to him that if he did
anything to my dog, it would be bad for his health. He called the
cops,
who told me he was famous for that kind of ****, and they warned
him
to
call them, or animal control, but not to do anything to the dog, or
they
would arrest him, after I got through with him. I was only 14 or
15,
but
was about 8" taller than him and probably weighed twice what he
did,
so
he never did anything again.
We presently have a local old coot who accuses people of not
picking
up
after their dog when they crap on his lawn. One day about 5 years
ago,
I
walked past his house, and my dog ****ed on this rock he has with
his
street number on it, and we moved on. About 10 minutes later, he
comes
flying up in his car, and starts screaming at me, "Your dog crapped
on
my lawn!". I said, "No, he hasn't crapped yet on this walk!" He
kept
on
raving, so I said, "OK, let's see this pile he supposedly left!",
and
I
started walking back to his house. In the front yard was a HUGE
pile,
both in amount, and more importantly, DIAMETER, and I just laughed.
He
got all wound up and I finally just had to ask, "If you think that
pile
came out of this dog, you're obviously senile!". He called me all
kinds
of names and went into the house. Eventually, the "crapping" became
an
obsession with him, and he pushed me too far one day when he pulled
up
in his car, and I flung the nice hot bag into his car, and he
called
the
cops, who took my side, ****ing him off even further. He followed
me
home one day, and the calls started. The guy's wife kept telling
him
he
was taking it too far, but he didn't listen, and finally the cops
told
him to stop the insanity, or they would arrest him. Him showing the
cops
a giant pile, and claiming my dog produced it didn't help his case,
as
he made the cops crack up, and say, "You've got to be kidding, that
pile
came out of a 100 pound dog, minimum!" He accused the cops of being
in
"cahoots" with me, in a plot to crap on his lawn. He conveniently
ignored the 100 pound dogs living across the street from him, and a
couple doors down in each direction, thinking my 50 pound dog was
the
culprit. The cops told him, if he agreed to pay for it, they would
run
a
DNA test on my dog to prove or disprove his claims. If my dog was
the
one, I would pay for it. He wouldn't do it, because the cops "were
in
cahoots" with me, so the test would be negative.
Of course. Now, he accuses another neighbor, with an even smaller
dog!
Telemundoh strikes me as the same kind of guy.
Damn, now that's too funny! Yeah, that's Telemundoh! in a nutshell.
Cantankerous, and way too out of it to point in the right direction.
But
I'm betting that he had a good tea party today. Hanging out with all
the
kooktards, little pinky pointing out as he's drinking his kooktardic
tea.
For good measure, I'll leave him a link that he can relate to:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffre...y-theory-conse
rv
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_186798.html
Here's a funny vid about a "Death Camp", I don't know if you've seen
it,
but to sane folks it's the AMTRAK Beech Grove Shops, and if you are
nice, you can tour the place:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4
I liked the black helicopter flying overhead - now that's the stuff of
conspiracies!
Oh yeah! There's a vid someplace of rail cars with "shackles" inside
them. The kooks claim these are for "prisoners". Sane people know that
in an auto transporter car, AKA an autorack, something has to hold the
cars to keep them from bouncing around. In the kooktardic universe, the
cars remain still, all by themselves. After all, they are awfully
heavy,
aren't they?
I guess the kooktards don't believe in the laws of physics. Inertia -
who could possibly take that seriously!?! ;-)
There are no boundaries to kooktardic thought. They can make up all the
bull**** they want, and there is almost always at least one other
kooktard who swallows it completely.
I don't know if you've noticed, but I've left Telemundo alone the last
few days. It's hard, very hard to do, since he keeps posting cwazy
****,
as usual. The kooktard, and GOP is very strong in him.
I'm almost starting to feel a little pity for Telemundoh! It is
difficult to leave him be and I hate to see unanswered kooktardery.
I have no pity for you kook'tard. You reap what you sow and for you
that's BS.
Fine with me as I'm not the one who needs a healthy dose of meds and
pity. Be careful with the "reap and sow" ... those words will invariably
come back to haunt you, "your porky kookitude".
Since you have the out of whack belief system you are the one in need of
psychotropic drugs Kookaburra Jr. and you just Troll for trouble so
stick it where it don't shine.
Let's see - who is the one doing the Obama BC kooktardery? Oh yeah, it's
you! What can I say?
Nothing that you haven't already said a dozen times.
I hate to see a conspiracy not get shot down!
Looks like it is still going to me.
Next you'll be telling us about the sinister purpose of aglets!
Figures you would be having trouble tying your shoes. Maybe your Mom can
help you out there.
--
Telamon
Ventura, California
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