Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the
only team to win six titles, will soon be losing half of those trophies.
After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Roger Gadel and President Barack
Hussein Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super
Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.

"We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl." said Obama
"We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of
these difficult times."

Obama's plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to
give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or
have not been as successful as the Steelers. "The Detroit Loins are just
as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they
should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well." Obama
explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel and the NFL.

The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play,
stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful
hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their
fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six
Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussein Obama's plan calls for
the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL's less
successful teams.

Obama went on to further proclaim, "In these difficult times we are all in
this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for
every team, for every city and for every fan." "My plan will not affect 31
of the 32 teams in the league." Obama assures.
That's over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to worry
about loosing any Super Bowl Trophies. "The worst teams in the NFL and the
teams that can't seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer
have to worry about going without a title." Obama promises. "We are a
country and league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not
matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the
teams make or their performance but rather if they are a member of this
great American league."

The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit
Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not
manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of
their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The
redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler's
division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on
hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to
hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can now celebrate.
Finally, one of the Steeler's two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas
Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide hope
in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of uncertainty.

This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we can all prosper.
All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussein Obama has another
plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on a
similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their world
series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their loosing
16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate the
Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream. Barack Hussein Obama
will be meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as
this issue is high on his agenda for "Hope and Change."