Kombat Pinkie Klammer is a Legend here at UseNet

He's kicked Bronsons @$$, rode roughshot over a group of motorcycle
youths in Osaka, put up $100K in a foreign country for a biz license,
tried to single handedly ruin Cheesey Bobs Yogurt and Pickle business
(and got arrested on Jan 8th 04), and flooded UseNet with every sock
puppet imaginable. his quotes are things of legend.

But I think Pinkie might have some competion from the FAKE ph.dufus Dr
Mikey.

Ph.dufus wrote re; the Harvard Professor Gates recent arrest,

"I know you've never read a single page of his work (Prof Gates). But,
I have. And I'd consider it the greatest of compliments to have my
intelligence compared to his."

Dr Mikey I think the phrase should be that you "consider it the
greatest accomplishments to have YOUR stupidity compared to his".

ANYONE that would verbally accost the police for running down a lead
on a potential breakin of your own home is about as stupid as it gets.
of course you already know that Mikey. and admit it, you can't fix
stupid; smoke another bowl dufus!