Looka here, Dudette.I know a very nice married Lady who lives in
Texarkana,Texas.Dontchoo be badmoufin Texarkana,Texas and
Texarkana,Arkansas,,, duz you hear me!?!

I done fixed my Milwaukee electric drill.I owns a few udder Milwaukee
electric drills too.One of them is a Milwaukee hammer drill and the
udder one is a Milwaukee Hole Hog electric drill.It has a gear shift
lever on it.Not even Hulk Hogan can hold on to that Milwaukee Hole Hog
electric drill if it hangs up.It would beat the crap out of anybody!

I done gots me a couple of super bright idees when I starts workin on my
house steep roof top.I am going to tie some loops in one of my lonnnng
ropes and sling the rope over my roof top, I have some big thick pieces
of square concrete, I will lay them on the ground, one of them in front
of my house, the udder one ats the back of my house, I will tie the rope
around the concrete.My big wide Klein (Klein Tools company) safety belt
I will be ahh wearing, I can hook onto the rope loops as I move up and
down on my roof top, so I can't fall off of my roof top even if I want
to.My udder super bright idee, I am going to screw a board to anudder
board abouts a foot wide and six foots long, I have some thick rubber
mats, I can cut some strips of that rubber and attatch them to the
bottom edges of the board.Thataway I will be standing level when I works
on the sides of my roof top up thar.
cuhulin