I wouldn't go anywhere near District of Crimminals,,, even if George
Washington was still the prez!

From doggy's couch to District of Crimminals it is about 982 miles. (as
the Crow flys) Add five more miles because doggy's couch is five miles
West from the center of down town (that married Irish woman wayyyyyy
over yonder across the big pond calls it, up the town) Jackson.About 987
miles.IT (District of Crimminals ought to be on the other side of Mars!
cuhulin