Ah wuz ober ats teh Goodwill store ah coupla deyz ahhgo, ah saw ah nice
lookin Sears Craftsman jig saw.Ah plugged it in, teh motor runs ok, ah
lookseed insyde, the blade izza offa teh roller weelz, ah kin fix
tHat.Ah asked the dude sittin atz teh checkout counter, How much is this
saw? He said, Twenty five dollars.Ah told him, Thanks furr savin me
twinty fibe dollers on thi saw! He said, You are welcome.

Now, ah alreddy haz several old jig saws, ah needs ahnudder jig saw
lykes ah needs ahnudder hole in teh head.Howsumeber, ah yam fixin tah
plop mah battery en mah new old 1983 Dodge van tHat ah bought ah yier
ahhgo anna hop onna bak ober tah teh Goodwill store and iffen Edna izza
thar, mebe ah kin bought teh jig saw furr bouts fibe er tin dollers.Ah
figur hits woith ah try.
cuhulin, ah typee talkee lyke ah embasysul