Howdy, y'all knife cats in Thailand.Ah few deyz ahhgo atz teh Lowe's
store, wun uv teh thangys ah bortz is ah Smith's Diamond Combination
Sharpener. www.smithsedge.com Ah peyed bouts
fiftiin dollers fer it.It haz wun syde furr coarse sharpnin an teh udder
syde iz furr fine sharpnin.It haz ah plastik handul onz it, soz ah wonts
cut mesef.Ah lykes mah Smith's diamond sharperner thangy, it duz reel
gud atz sharpenin.
Now, y'all catz ober thar en Thailand, tail them thar wimmins ober thar
auld cuhulin luvs thim.
cuhulin, typin n talkin lyke ah embucul