That arrr tu opininz uppa to mah aytick, wun uv dem izza largar dan teh
uddar wun.Ever mawnin, ah tys ahh rope tu mah laddar anna to wun uv teh
vertykul tu bah fos enna uppa thar enema mah atytik, en case doggy gitz
tu runnin ahrond lykez shee duz sumtyms anna noks mah laddar ober,
thatta wayz, ahh kin pul mah ladder bak uppaz en strytin it outch soss
ahh kin clymb downa.
cuhulin
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Ahh bin toldid befo bye sum smarty payntz, ahh talykz lika uh embullcul
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