On Dec 4, 2:10*pm, dxAce wrote:
dxAce wrote:
"D. Peter Maus" wrote:

On 12/4/09 15:55 , dxAce wrote:
WMR 'We Monkey Radio', 6925, heard here at 2153.

dxAce
Michigan
USA

* *S7, here. North of Chicago @2156.

* *Currently, a parody of "Cat's in the Cradle."

Ya, that one got me laughing! 'The cat's in the kettle at the Peking Room, I
gotta stop eatin' there at noon'.

LOL

I guess it's the 'Peking Moon'... at any rate, here are the lyrics:

Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork.
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.
CHORUS
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boy.
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys.
And that is when I knew.

CHORUS
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon.
They say that it’s beef or fish or pork
But it’s purrin’ there on my fork.
There’s a hair-ball on my fork.- Hide quoted text -

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Priceless! Did you tape that?