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Act now and our special government sanctioned company will laser etch
a gold spike with your name on it, to drive through the head of an
infant of some pathetic conservative tramp who thinks that they can
have more than one child? Hurry, as a special offer, you will get
partial royalties from the pay per view in hell, where demons will get
drunk and watch the twitching fingers and little hands of the infants
as the life drains out of them on the cold stainless steel table!

Don't worry, what Senators authorize in Congressional Spending Bills
and Don't Know, Won't hurt them!