"Steve" wrote in message
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"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
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You remind me of the guy who got crappy service at
McDonalds, so he walked into the laundromat and loudly
demanded a refund.

Or poured coffee in their lap and tried to sue because it was too hot and
the skin got toasted.

"excuse me, aren't you the same asshole that was just bitching about the
cold coffee this morning!?"

Kinda like the guy who paid for a new lawn and two years later got
crab grass and grubs.

"Hey assclown, you didn't get the maintenance package."

Or the guy who paid for snow plowing service and his parking lot
never got plowed when the first big snow fell.

"Hey ****stain, my wife forgot to add your address to the list."