On Jan 20, 7:21*pm, wrote:
Too much time on me honds, eh? (maybe you are right) Ahh wuz ahwoikin
onna me 1983 Dodge van thi afernuun.Atz ah leetle afer fo pee emm, I saw
sum beeg lightin anna also ahh hoid sum loud thunder.(Gabriel, blow your
Horn!) Ahh had dun putz four nu Autolite AP 64 spark plugz inna the
engyne, four more to go,,, termorra.

Ahh came inna mah housz anna ahh JB Welded annudder peece uv broke
engyne hood piece onna that brokin enygeen hood cuver,,, termorra nite,
ahh weel JB Weld ahnudder peece onna dah hood.Wut it wuz, the elderly
guy ahh bortz mah van frum las year, he sayid he wuz haulin ah fotiin
foot long board inna dah van anna he wuz backin uppa anna dee eynd uv
that board hit sumpin anna dee board shuved forward and dee udder eynd
uv that board broke dee rear of the engyne cuver in five er six
peeces.Der arre tu peeciz missin, ahh weel havz tah fabricayte sumpin
outz uv wuteber (probally some plywood) soz ahh kin patch it all uppa.

Rat nowz, ahh izza derustin sum uv mah rusty auld tools wid EVAPO RUST
stuff ahh bortz atz dee O'Reilly's auto parts store on Ellis Ave.

Ahh kin allwayz find sum kinydz uv ''rat killin'' tah do ahround hyr.
cuhulin, doing his ''rat killin''

I really tried to read that post Cuh, but I had to stop at the second
line of the second
"paragraph" - for lack of a better word. ;-)