Chemlawn? I am more concerned about those damn Chemtrails.

I am fixin to get back to workin on that old pecan tree stump in doggy's
front yard.Maybe I can Chem that stump out of there.Actually, I
could.There are chemicals available for quickly (sort of) rotting tree
stumps.

That dude who lives catty corner across the street from me,,, last year
I loaned him my Remington electric chainsaw.He said he is an old country
boy from Edwards (Edwards,Mississippi, about 13 miles West of doggy's
couch) and he knows all about chainsaws.

HA!, I had to show him no less than eight times how to turn my chainsaw
on, and at least five times I showed him how to properly adjust the
blade tension.He brought my chainsaw back to me, the blade was all
tangled up and a little screw which holds a metal plate to keep the
blade from slipping off of the clutch was broken.He BROKE my chain saw!

Last year, he bought a second hand/used lawn mower at a pawn shop.He
couldn't find the oil drain plug on the bottom of the Briggs & Stratton
engine on that lawn mower.Every Briggs & Stratton engine I have ever
seen before has an oil drain plug.He pushed his lawn mower over here and
he rattled my front door.He said,,, Show me where that oil drain plug
is!
I showed him where it is.

He is one of those dyed in the wool democraps, spread the wealth B HO
Butt Kissers!
cuhulin