Say Mainnnnnnnnnn,,,, (Man/Boy/Girl/Minnie Pearl) doggy and I have ahh
DVD Player, us don'ts needs ahh tee vee set.Ahh kin borts me wun uv dem
new fangled stood ahhlone LED Projectors anna habe wall tah wall DVD
moovys.

Bit, noo tahh worrys, long as Ahh libe, Ahh izza oilweys ahh gyonna habe
me ahh tee vee set.Iffen Ahh don't goes blind, dat izza.

Ahh wassa outchsyde, oosin mah tu gallon spreyer thangy wit Clorox
bleach, gittin rid uv dat mildew onna teh ceilin uv doggy's big ass
frunt porch anna den Ahh spryed dat mildew offa mah metal carport.Assa
much bleach dat Ahh gots inna mah eyeballs duin alla dat, Ahh mytes goes
blind yit.
cuhulin