You need a different and also much better mouse, such as the one I use
with my computer.Gyration Radio Controlled wireless mouse and my
Gyration Radio Controlled Wireless mini keyboard.
http://www.gyration.com

I used to know a gal who had all kinds of gyrations.

I use my Philips Wireless keyboard and my Philips wireless hand held
remote with my Philips model MAT 976 WebTV set top box.
Because I am Smart.
cuhulin