Tookin me ahnudder leetle bareque, because Ahh reckon deeserv it, anna
beecasuz Ahh kin.

Ahh wuz outchsyde fillin en sum nayle holes wit sum uv that stuff.Ah
democrap B HO ButtKisser sittin on dat porch ober dar, eber onceit inna
ah wyle, Ahh purrten Ahh izza eatin summa dat dar nayle holes filler
stuff wit a taybul knife Ahh wuzza usin wit dat stuff.Yesterydey, Ahh
wuzza swingin mah long electric cord ahround an ahround lyke a Coyboy
Lasso.Ahh purtendid Ahh dun Lassoed ahh Cow en ah Rodeo.Ahh runned an
Ahh hogtyed dat Cow in fibe seconts flat!
cuhulin, the Rodeo Cowboy