On 4/5/2010 4:25 PM, ElChino wrote:
* Kellogg's Cornflakes was made to stop young people from masturbating
(!!) It didn't work.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
Priest: Son, don't do that; it'll make you go blind.
Kid: It's OK, Father, I'll just do it until I need glasses.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk