fed govt is an Act of War!

Oh Boo Hoo, at around 7:30 AM thi mawnin, mah DirecTV signal bit teh
dust, er sumpin happened, Ahh donts nose wut.Ahh clicked onna teh Menu
thangy anna Ahh tryed eberythang, noo luck.Ahh plugged inna mah phone
anna Ahh called 1 800 directv tool free nomber.Dat woman walked me thru
ah buncha thangys tu try.Steel no luck.She set uppa an appointmint furr
ah DirecTV service person furr next Tuesday afernoon tu com ober heer
anna gits its tu woikin.
Ahh gots tu wayte teel next Tuesday tah gits mah DirecTV goin ahgin! Ahh
has mah DirecTV set top box satellyte cable unplugged rat now anna oilso
teh electrical power cord unplugged tu rat now.Metinks layter onna thi
evenin Ahh weel plug it oil back inna anna see wit hoppins.Ahh needs tu
gits bak tu woikin onna mah hyouse now ennywey.
Ohhhh Boo Hoo, no DirecTV.Ahh wants mah DirecTV anna Ahh wants it NOW!
cuhulin