Two women from England were visiting Scotland.They are walking along and
they see a drunk guy stagger out of a pub and he staggered over to a
tree to take a leak, he fell down, passed out.One of the women removed a
ribbon from her hair and she tied it around his pecker.When he woke up
he said, Well Laddie, I don't know where you have been, but I am glad
you won First Prize.
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