Tookin mee ah leetl cig anna ah coffee bareaque frum woikin onnas mah
howis.(House, iffin y'all cats dont's nose wuts dat T'IS)

LQQKA hyr, dee reeson most Wealthy peepuls issa Wealthy issa bercos dey
izza Smart anna oilso Intelligent anna oilso ahgin, dey know how to
Invest their Money.They Earned their Money and their Wealth and they
have the Right to do as they wish with their Money and Wealth.

Pssssst, I am looking for a rich old woman.If you know of a rich old
widow woman, send her over here to me!
cuhulin