Closest to Texas doggy's couch is, I think it is about 233 miles East of
Texas.It is probally a longer distance from doggy's couch to Memphis.New
Orleans is about 180 miles South of doggy's couch, I think.

Get a bowl and drill a hole in the side of the bowl.Put sand in the
bowl.put a light bulb in the bowl so that the socket and cord is hidden
out of sight, nothing but the light bulb is showing.Plug in the cord and
turn on the light.
Do you get it?
cuhulin, the light bulb.