I'm your new God so pray to me.

You stupid ****ing ragheads, bead-shakers, kneelers, kikes and all other
fools... I am taking over as your God, effective immediately. The gods
you've been praying to a the next thing to useless, so stop now.

You jerks who think Mohammad is so hip... I'm here to tell you he's a
fairy. Even Jesus can kick him around the block and Jesus ain't much at
all anyway.

But I am a NICE God. You can reach me directly by e-mail or here in the
newsgroups. (I usually hang out in rec.radio.shortwave) You no longer
have to go to any special dump or rat-infested building to sing my
praise. You can do it right here. If you're in the Cincinnati area, you
can pray to me in person, but you have to give me money for that one.

Gregg
Your new lord and master