On Jul 23, 7:36*pm, Anonymouse wrote:
On 7/24/2010 10:23 AM, nurk_fred2000 wrote:

***Just love the Testimonial off the website...

The 'Hoodsport and Dive' website? *I don't see your picture there,
Pinkie. Wha hoppen? *Did they can your ass? Nah... they chiseled any and
all mention of you off the obelisks, deleted them from all records,
removed all traces of you from any connection with them! *You must have
made quite an impression.

***Hey Financial Genius...That 19' Hammer Head hanging on the wall at
HoodSport is still a State Record out of Seiku...Blew half its head
clean off with one of my under water custom built "pea shooters" from
point blank range on a 45' free dive...Had to send the SOB all the way
down to CoosBay "Puff and Stuff" to let old Morty sew the head back on
and perform some of his magic to make it look right on display...Haha,
my ears are still ringing from that dive, C'mon over and I'll let you
shoot one off in the pool...Love to see you dislocate your shoulder,
or worse...By the by, I know some folks in financial services that
would be happy to give you some free lessons regarding pensions...:-)