Got a couple of real Heffers there testifying on your behalf as
character witnesses Steve, you know, at your purported hearing at the
CM Courthouse (lol)...Wonder if you paid 'em cash or had to feed
'em...?...The one's got an @$$ 4 axe handles wide...I'd hate to have
seen that grocery bill after they both strapped on the feed bag for
half a day...Holy Guacamole`...)...

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