Some kind of a cult, over there in California, I think the leader of
that cult is a woman, last name of Chicas, something like that.They are
planning a mass cult murder thingy.
MSNBC articles.

The Van movie with Colm Meaney is a 100 percent Straight movie.Nothing
weird about that movie and those people in that movie.It is a comedy
movie.An old coot ordered some food.They were changing a baby's diaper,
somehow that diaper wound up in his food.He was chaseing that van on his
bicycle.
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