I have a few old Army Manuals.I bought them at a local Gun Show years
ago.

You know why the Trains in Switzerland are usually on time? It's such a
small Country.You know why the Trains in Lichtenstein are usually on
time? Even smaller than Switzerland and almost no place to go.I
Guarantee I can get up off of doggy's couch and be in my bathroom in
three seconds flat, every time.Hows that for keeping time?

The Russians laugh at Switzerland.You know why? I know why.
cuhulin