On 10/16/10 10:16 PM, CANADIAN CB RAMBO wrote:

I'm totally taking my CB with me on my next trip up to Toronto, and I'm
going to say naughty words over the air! It'll be awesome!

Remember - the phrase that pays will be, "goat-felching cum slut". When
you hear that, be sure to call someone who gives a ****.

- J.

YOU CANNOT USE THAT LANGUAGE IN CANADA IT IS AGAINST SECTION 32 OF THE
RADIOCOMMUNICATIONS ACT.

Oh, OK. Now it all makes sense.

So what happens if I stay, say, six feet on the American side of the
border and broadcast dirty, filthy, horrible words into Canada with my CB?

It'd be pretty awesome if I could get a mountie to come right up to the
border and glower at me while I do it. I might even do it several times
so as to have mounties on demand, which may in fact be better than what
the cable company offers in my area.

Do mounties get offended if you call them ****-slurping equine copulators?

- J.