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Default Geo. Washington Revisionist Fables

On 10-12-15 06:16 AM, dave wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 14, 3:31 pm, wrote:
On Dec 13, 10:30 pm, wrote:

Doggy will get some left over Christmas dinner.I want Santa to bring me
some teeth.
cuhulin

They say George Washington had a set of wooden teeth. Do you own any
woodworking tools?


My dentist claimed (years ago) it was not wooden,but rhino horn. I
think that's what he told me.


No wooden teeth

Never prayed (that anyone's aware of)

Rarely attended church and did not take communion

Did not cut down a stupid cherry tree


Don't lie.

He made his wooden dentures from the wood of that cherry tree.
Washington himself is quoted as saying "I canf nof pfell a lie..I cuth
thaf thfee down.."

Presumably he was using those same dentures when he made that statement.




mike