On Jan 3, 2:47*pm, D Peter Maus wrote:
On 1/3/11 16:36 , Sheldon Cooper wrote:

On Jan 2, 1:46 pm, wrote:
On Sun, 2 Jan 2011 13:03:16 -0800 (PST), Sheldon Cooper

*wrote:
Californians can start saying goodbye to traditional 100-watt
incandescent light bulbs now that the state has become the first in
the country to require a new standard for the screw-base bulbs.

Why do you need a light in your boot leg?

Oh, you're trying to be clever. *How....sad.

- - Free comedy lesson - for a joke to work,
- - it has to make some kind of sense.

Clearly you have not heard of a 'Stupid' Joke.

- Groucho may have disagreed with that.

-the-set-up-
OK so someone walks up to you and
hands you a Dead Chicken :
{You Are Now Holding a naked Dead Chicken
around the Neck in one hand}

-the-line-
?Q? What Can You Say To A Dead Chicken . . .

-the-pause-and-punch-line-
Anything you want - cause . . . It's Dead !

-or- What Will It Be Me-Lady . . .
{wiggling-it-around}
Fried?, Roasted?, Boiled? or Baked?

bata boon bata bing ~ RHF