"The US Government paid tens of millions of dollars to Dennis
Montgomery because he said he had created software that could decode
secret Al-Qaeda messages embedded in Al-Jazeera broadcasts. Even though
the CIA figured out that his software was fraud in 2003, other defense
agencies continued to believe in it. To date, the government has not
prosecuted Montgomery, most likely to save itself the embarrassment."

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/20/us/politics/20data.html

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As Jesus walked across the Dead Sea he looked up and saw a tiny sleigh with
eight reindeer in the sky driven by a man in a red suit named Santa. Santa then
looked down towards Jesus and said,"You must use the same magic dust we do."