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Old February 27th 11, 06:24 PM posted to rec.radio.shortwave
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Default Whoops! 'Special-Dave' Develops Persistent Resilient Super Weed

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On 11-02-27 07:00 AM, dave wrote:

Marihuana will turn you into a Negro.



I know a guy who got turned into a Scotsman by the stuff. He got to the
point where he couldn't stand the thought of wasting even a milligram of
the stuff. As a result, he'd save the roaches for a few months and then
roll new, second generation joints out of them. Those roaches, in turn
went into another jar, waiting their turn to become third generation
joints.

If memory serves, he got up to about fifth or sixth generation tokes
before he got caught. He learned bee keeping while in jail, so it wasn't
a complete waste of time. Well, maybe it was. It's hard to raise
colonies of bees anywhere near the Downtown core.


Got caught for what?


Someone smelled the pot smoke coming out of the basement window where
the guy lived and turned him in. You have to love law abiding citizens,
who all know that burning leaves will cause the decline of Western
Civilization.

These same people think a 60 year old pervert 'Mormon' screwing 12 year
old children is a man of God.

mike




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