New Muslim Warning - Serious Stuff!

This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if U.S.
meddling in Egypt continues, they intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11
and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next,
followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more
presidents either.

It's gonna get ugly, people.