When those first iPhones came out, a guy in NYC had just bought one.He
was taking the elevator down to the first floor, he had his brand
spanking new shiney as a new born baby's ass iPhone in a string handle
shopping bag.The elevator door opened, he stepped out, a MOFO grabbed
the guy's shopping bag, nearly ripped off one of the guy's fingers
because it was tangled up in the shopping bag string handle.
BAN ALL STRING BAG SHOPPING BAGS! THEY ARE DANGEROUS!
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