On Apr 3, 2:53*pm, Hils wrote:
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Come on doggy, lets go front yard and poo poo pee pee.

The fine spring weather has encouraged me to go out walking. Many of the
local streets and public parks are covered by dog fouling bye-laws, with
notices reminding people that dog wardens are patrolling the area and
can fine them if they don't clean up after their pooch etc etc. There
are more dog poo bins in the area than regular litter bins, yet some of
my fellow citizens have adopted a strange way of dealing with their dog
poo. The first choice is clearly to scoop it up and put it in one of the
bins which are never more than a few minutes walk away. The second
choice is to leave it where it is: in winter it stays for ages, in
summer it stinks, but eventually nature's little microbes take care of
it and it disappears.

The third and strangest choice is to pick up their dog's poo in a
shopping bag or nappy bag... and hang it from a tree branch.

What are they thinking? That a council official patrols every public
area each day, collecting all the little bags of **** they have left
hanging? Have they not noticed dozens of the bags they have already
left, festooning trees and shrubs throughout the neighbourhood?

Perhaps the local council should make a determined effort to track down
the phantom poo-hangers, and send them a bill for the cost of hiring
someone to clear up after them. £30,000 a year, on top of the existing
tax for local services, should do the job. After all, removing
ornamental poo-bags is at least as skilled a job as hanging them.

It is becoming a serious problem over here in the last few years . The
streets are full of dogs' excrements and it is simply dangerous to
walk without looking under your feet ! Some dog owners think it is
their constitutional right to pollute anywhere and everywhwere ...