COMPUTER HUMOR:


If cars followed the same development cycle as computers, a Rolls-
Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and stall
every few days.

Being an expert is more than understanding how a computer is supposed
to work. Expertise is gained by investigating why a computer doesn't
work.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things
they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

PROGRAM = A series of instructions inside a computer that turns your
input into error messages.

Imagine if sometimes your shoes exploded when you tie them the usual
way. This happens all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of
complaining.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in
history.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.